Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Better Than Digging A Ditch
How are you guys doing? I am swell, except for the fact that I am being followed around by the song "Car Wash." No word of a lie, I heard it when I was in line at the airport Dunkin' the other day, then I heard it tonight when I was out to dinner, and then I clicked on this random link in the The Dark Depths of YouTube subreddit and was brought to this ... thing. I don't understand it. People with blue faces who are not Blue Man Group people are wearing hazmat suits and washing buses to a Christina Aguilera cover of "Car Wash" that I was not aware existed. I think they're Dutch, because the title of the video is "Zeep 'sop' Gezopen," which Google informs me translates to "Soapy soap!" in Dutch. But also "gezopen" by itself translates to "drunk." So that tracks.
Zeep 'Sop' Gezopen! www.youtube.com
I'm just so very confused.
Anyway, here are your top ten stories of the week!
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