Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Can't Lose

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Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Can't Lose

Have you ever had that thing where a particular person or word or TV show just starts ... following you around? Well, for the past month I have been, confusingly, besieged by the television show "Parker Lewis Can't Lose," which I have never even seen. I figured I'd fix that, since one of the references to it I came upon was when the first episode was posted in r/obscuremedia, where I frequently get some of the beautiful videos I gift you all with each week.

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One of the other instances was the other day when I started watching "Captive Audience," a Hulu documentary about the disappearance of Steven Stayner. "Parker Lewis" star Corin Nemec is in it because he played Stayner in some TV movie, and I guess because Stayner is no longer alive, reads transcripts of his discussions with the writer of said movie. I'm not sure I like it, but will continue watching until they get to the part where his brother is a serial killer (spoiler but not really — Cary Stayner was mentioned on at least two episodes of Criminal Minds).

And here are your top ten stories of the week!

10. Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Tamarind Rum And Cola!

9. 'Oppressed Conservative' Arrested For Threats To Bomb The Dictionary

8. Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Will Also Depart Like A Lion, If You Don’t Mind

7. Marjorie Taylor Greene Wishes Media Would Stop Trying To Hide How Smart She Is

6. Thank God America's Richest Investors Did OK During The Pandemic!

5. Michigan Candidate 'Trucker Randy' Not Racist, Just Upset By All The Race-Mixing On His TV

4. RIP Twitter Or Long Live Twitter Or Something Who Knows

3. Oh No Roger Stone Found The Satanic Portal Above The White House

2. This Florida Atheist's Bible Banning Petition Is Goddamn Delightful

1. Don't Know What You Got Till It's Gone!

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