Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Think You Are A Shining Star

Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Think You Are A Shining Star

Spy cat, from Wonkette Operative Paul

Good morning!

Oh boy, have I got an exciting treat for any Xennial/Oregon Trail/Generation Catalano folks out there in our audience, and it is a clip from the classic Disney show "Kids Incorporated," which seemed like it was on for a million years but probably was not. This one features a young Stacie Ferguson — aka Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas — singing a Lionel Richie jam to a weird clown.

You love to see it.

Kids Incorporated - Say You, Say Mewww.youtube.com

This is the show that actually sparked my lifelong intense dislike of Jennifer Love Hewitt (which has been a bummer since she was on that one season of Criminal Minds and Ghost Whisperer actually kind of seems like it would be my jam), because not only was she super annoying on the show, but her name was Robyn. RUDE.

I will however say that this "ballet" is admittedly hilarious in retrospect,

Kids Incorporated -- I Still Believewww.youtube.com

And here are your top ten stories of the week!

10. Only In New York, Kids! Trump Lawyers Go WILDING.

9. It’s Wonkette’s Big Game Weekend Live Chat Halftime Spectacular!

8. Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, House Tequila Rose!

7. Sean Hannity Casually Suggests Truckers May Start Killing If They Don't Get Their Way

6. Ryan Zinke Knows Who Is To Blame For His Ethics Lapses, And It Is Joe Biden!

5. BREAKING: Jury, Judge Agree New York Times Did Not Defame Sarah Palin

4. Poor Andrew Giuliani Not Even Sure What Lie He's Supposed To Say About Hillary Clinton

3. Mitch McConnell And The 'Moderates' Really Think They're Going To Take GOP Back From Trump

2. Melania Is (Allegedly) Be Best At Raising Money For Non-Existent Charities

1. What The Hell Are The Wingers On About Now With John Durham?

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Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse


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