It's two weeks until Halloween! Have you purchased the candy you'll spend all of November eating because not nearly enough kids showed up at your house? (Also, you probably deliberately bought too many bags of fun-sized Snickers.)
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Actually, I saw the video of "behind the scenes". Ryan's face on another guy.
"I'm leaving this here. If anyone takes it, look the other way."