Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is A Pal And A Confidant
We are gifted with very few things that are truly, purely good in this world — so it's nice when some of those things can come together and create a new thing that is good and perfect and necessary. Betty White was wonderful. The Golden Girls was wonderful. And Cher? Cher is fucking Cher. Cher is not perfect, Cher has made mistakes, but she's fucking Cher and she was in Moonstruck and I will die for her.
So here is my new favorite thing on earth, which I have now watched approximately 30,000 times — Cher looking gorgeous and singing the the theme song to The Golden Girls.
Every Friend is Golden \n\nTune In @nbc \nMon 1/31 10pm ET 9pm CT\n\n#CelebratingBettyWhitepic.twitter.com/V0ZyvMRzZY— Cher (@Cher) 1643405039
No word of a lie, I kinda cried a little. It's almost as good as the time she and Bette Midler got together and sang a medley of songs about me, many years before I was born.
Trashy Ladies ~ Cher & Bette Midler 1975www.youtube.com
Weirdly enough, I am wearing that exact same outfit right now.
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Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse