Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Promises Healthier, Shinier Hair
How's tricks? This is a very lovely and beautiful Saturday morning and I am thrilled to bring you all the news that that hard candy I like is coming back in style.
Bitch the way I just jumped off this couch!! 🙌🏾 https://t.co/PuirRXtdrp— (introducing Pamela Long) (@(introducing Pamela Long))1630042167.0
I am just so happy I could cry. Creme Savers were the most perfect purse candy of all time (they beat out the strawberry candies where the wrapper looks like a strawberry in my personal rankings based on packaging alone — far better lint protection from the Creme Savers), and it is practically a war crime that they were discontinued. Glad to see them back, have fingers crossed for the strawberry cheesecake flavor, which was art. It is honestly going to be incredibly difficult for me to care about literally anything else today.
Here are your top ten posts of the week! You are welcome!
4. Joe Biden, What Did You Do In The Forever War? — Rebecca
3. Weird Few Days For InfoWars — Evan
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