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Meet Cody and Comanche, who were both adopted as seniors and are super cute! From Wonkette Operative Natalie.

Good morning Wonkers!

Hope you had a nice week! I never know what to write here, so I'm just going to drop a little something that came up in my YouTube feed. It is Carol Burnett, Chita Rivera and Caterina Valente singing "I Enjoy Being A Girl" from Rodgers and Hammerstein's Flower Drum Song while dressed as Morticia Addams. Like most Rodgers and Hammerstein songs for women about being women it traditionally makes me want to die in my face (even when Peggy Lee sings it).

But this speaks to me.

"I Enjoy Being A Girl" - Carol Burnett, Chita Rivera, Caterina Valente ala Morticia Addams www.youtube.com

I was going to say that this is the only good version of this song, but then I found a version in which Cheryl Ladd and Miss Piggy sing it while doing karate, which I also respect as a choice.

Also too — I haven't gotten through all of your adorable pet pics yet, but I am nearing towards the end (amazingly enough). So if you've been looking at these beautiful pics and thinking that your buddy (I will not say fur babies, it is beneath me) ought to be a STAH, then send them on over to me at robyn@wonkette.com. Also, if you have any questions for Stephen and I, send them on over as well and perhaps we shall pick some good ones to address in the live stream tomorrow. Apparently I have an email death wish.

Here are Wonkette's top ten posts of the week!

10. Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Mai Tai!

9. Wonkette's Weekend Livestream Demands Our Jazz Hot

8. Senate Report Found One Or Two Tiny HOLY SH*TBALLS TRUMP COUPS WE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF

7. Seriously, What's The Deal With 'Manifest Destiny Jesus'?

6. 'Boogaloo Boi' Admits He Pretended To Be A BLM Activist, Shot Up Police Station

5. RIP Fox News Oh Wait You Said It's Their 25th Birthday?

4. Corey Lewandowski Not Fired YOU ARE FIRED

3. Fox News, Like Any Cartoon Villain, Threatened By Pastel Ponies And Friendship

2. Why Is Lin Wood Talking 9/11 Conspiracies In US While There's A Clown Shortage In Northern Ireland?

1. Daily Mail Got Police Report About Corey Lewandowski, And It Is NASTY

Fun! We'll be back in a bit with some quality #content.

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Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse

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