We're gotten a lot of inquiries about our position on naming the name that's everyone's heard but no one's said. (Isn't it funny how that is?) Here you go: We're not going to post her name until she has a chance to launch her own handbag line just like any other scandal-plagued intern. (Let's be very clear about Wonkette's morals: "Slutty" is not the same as "publishes every damn thing sent her way.") If this so-called intern even exists. Some people will believe just about anything they read on Friendster.

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