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Wonkette Subcommittee on Comments to Hold Hearings on LOLs

code.jpgPer a May 30th Executive Order, posting any of the following things in the comments will now result in immediate bannings.


* Links to MediaMatters

* Variations on the phrase "I can't believe you guys haven't covered this."

* Sincere calls for the impeachment of anybody.

* The word "turdblossom."

* Racism, duh. Unless it's really funny.

* The word "Shrub."

* Actually, most cute nicknames that aren't "WALNUTS!"

* Also, the word "snark."

* Sadly, the Snorg girl.

Carry on.

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