Wonkette Subcommittee on Comments to Hold Hearings on LOLs
Per a May 30th Executive Order, posting any of the following things in the comments will now result in immediate bannings.
* Links to MediaMatters
* Variations on the phrase "I can't believe you guys haven't covered this."
* Sincere calls for the impeachment of anybody.
* The word "turdblossom."
* Racism, duh. Unless it's really funny.
* The word "Shrub."
* Actually, most cute nicknames that aren't "WALNUTS!"
* Also, the word "snark."
* Sadly, the Snorg girl.