Tired of lugging around giant puppets? Want to get profiled at airports more often? Don one of the newest items in the Gawker ready-to-wear collection, emblazoned with the snappy-but-sobering slogan, "Iraq: Four More Years." Actually, that strikes us as optimistic.
As you may know, the slogan was chosen by reader poll. So much for American-style democracy. Not that we're giving up: You can vote on the next shirt here. You'll get it right one of these days.
Four More Years [Gawker Shop]