Wonkette: The Best Wonkette Ever
We're feeling a sudden nostalgia for February. We thrilled to the drama of The Littlest Groom, we laughed ruefully at the antics of a creaky-voiced American Idol contestant, we pondered the implications of reporting on an unsubstantiated rumor. . . Well, we didn't "ponder" it exactly. We reveled in our potty-mouth inaccuracies, that's what we did!