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We're feeling a sudden nostalgia for February. We thrilled to the drama of The Littlest Groom, we laughed ruefully at the antics of a creaky-voiced American Idol contestant, we pondered the implications of reporting on an unsubstantiated rumor. . . Well, we didn't "ponder" it exactly. We reveled in our potty-mouth inaccuracies, that's what we did!


February 12:

Kerry: Would You Have Sex with This Man?

Covering the Kerry Scandal: Tips

February 13:

Wonkette Statement of Principles, or Lack Thereof

WONKETTE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT WONKETTE!

February 17:

Wringing of Hands Watch: KerrySex

February 19:

Wringing of Hands Watch: It's All Our Fault!

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