Wonkette: Too Hot for Live Blogging!

Especially astute readers have noticed that while the site launched on Friday, the archives go back to early December. How could that be? Through the magic of the interweb, Wonkette existed in its own little media bubble for weeks and weeks and weeks, protected from the outside world by burly women's lacrosse players and a password. Here is some of what the general public missed:

· It takes on new poignancy: The Dean Tattoo

· We do too have celebrities: The Ali Wentworth Show

· The complete "Translating Tina Brown" series. Watch as the jokes become more lurid, the layout increasingly complex!

· The I've Seen Movies Edition

· The Special Friday Edition

· The Trump Tower Edition

· The I Know a Little About Politics Edition

· The Will You Be My Friend Edition

· Putting a positive spin on things: Easterbrook's Bad News

· Kristof's krazy kolumn: Gays: Good for One Thing

· Grover Norquist is the Queen of Pop: The Man Who Would Be King-Maker

· Kucinich: Rappin'-de-rap-rap-rappity-rap

· The real reason Dean lost Iowa: Diminutive Dykes for Dean

· Strom Two-fer! Thurmond Love Child: He Did But Treat Her Good and Update: Strom Thurmond's Love Child

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How do you do, fellow libs? We come together tonight to cheer and clap and cry and laugh, with our leader, Elizabeth Warren, and her fellow nice people Jay Inslee (the gold standard in climate action), Beto O'Rourke (excellent on being a good ally mostly), Cory Booker (best corny love hippie but also Wall Street, it's weird), Julian Castro (I don't know, people are super into him despite his creepy twinness and his too much pomade), Amy Klobuchar (bad bitch), Bill de Blasio ( ... ), John Delaney (???), and Tim Ryan and Tulsi Gabbard.

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We know, the thing we said in our headline is a thing you can say every day, but it's really intense today, maybe because Donald Trump is now filled with fear of the inescapable reality that millions of Americans who have not read the Mueller Report are going to see Robert Mueller testify on live TV on July 17, and Donald Trump will be exposed. Maybe the Big Mac vending machine next to his golden toilet is on the fritz and he hasn't had gotten to eat a Big Mac on the poop chair since last night. Maybe he's just a weak and sad person, a collection of shithole cells God meant to throw in the garbage, but accidentally implanted in Mary Trump's turkey incubator. We imagine that'd lead to a pretty constant state of anxiety and ennui.

Whatever it is, he's totally fucked right now. We were going to write a nice post about Trump's batshit interview on Fox Business with Maria Bartiromo, but we were busy, and by the time we got to it, he had performed so many batshit feats that we're just going to stick them all in this one post.

Let's start with the fight he's trying to wage with US soccer star Megan Rapinoe, who in a now-viral video stated that she has no fuckin' interest in going to the White House to meet that idiot. He got into a quarrel with her on Twitter ... or at least with a Twitter account that didn't belong to her. It's now been replaced, in order that the adult president may shit-tweet at the soccer superstar who hurt his feelings, but Splinter grabbed the original:

The rant continued:

Right. And Megan Rapinoe just said win or lose, she has no interest in meeting your crusty ass, because no decent American would consider that an honor.

Besides, she has already been to the White House to meet a legitimately elected president:

By the by, the owner of the incorrect Megan Rapinoe account saw Trump's whining and told him to grow a dick and set it on fire:

Ya burnt!

But as we said, it was a whole day of batshit from Trump, so let's continue.

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