"Wonkette" "Wanted" (We're Touched You Noticed the Chucks, Though)
You can find almost anything on Craigslist. Almost.:
This is my second try for this, as the first try elicited no worthy responses. I am a 26 year old male seeking either male or female help with living out a fantasy. I have for some time now been obsessed with the wit and wisdom of Ana Marie Cox, known better to the world as Wonkette. . . I have a strap-on, a strawberry blonde wig, a compendium of her most brilliant posts, and a pair of Converse Chuck Taylor All-Star sneakers at the ready to help make it even more believable.Sigh. Where was this guy when I was in grad school and really needed the money?
Unless you think this post is a semi-transparent ploy to get placement on this very site. Would someone really make gratuitous references to ass-fucking just to get some minor-league media attention? I really wouldn't know.