Wonkette: What Happened?

You would be forgiven if you failed to notice the lack of any new Wonkette content today before about 12:45 PM. And, of course, "new" is a relative term: The t-shirt scandal, funny pictures of candidates, gay marriage. . . the jokes aren't really new, they're just linked to different stories. Once we work in some reference to Kerry's mortician mien, we'll have to start over at "Bush is dumb." Stay tuned! In any case, we couldn't post earlier because we were still a little drunk. OK, a lot drunk. Sorry.

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