Regarding a certain creepy but not entirely serious (we think) appeal for Wonkette-alikes, Wonkette's whiskey operative creates a not-entirely-needed neologism:

Feeling both jealous and relieved that no one has ever posted a craiglist message about a fantasy about you, after reading one about someone you know -- wankenfreude.

"Wonkette" "Wanted" (We're Touched You Noticed the Chucks, Though) [Wonkette]

Still seeking help with my Wonkette fantasy - m4 - 26 [Craigslist]

M seeking F/M to help me live out my Wonkette fantasy [Craigslist]