Yes, we know all about Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shooting his quail hunting companion, Texas lawyer Harry Whittington, this past weekend. We will surely have some tasteless jokes about the incident -- or at least about the White House's failure to release details about the incident -- in the near future. (In case you're wondering, Mr. Whittington is in stable condition, "alert and doing fine.")
For now, here's a belated look back at the week that was here at Wonkette (which we meant to post, um, "a while ago"; but we had a little too much fun on Saturday night).
* Maybe Brownie got the idea from Scooter, who also blames his boss in recent testimony.
* Speaking of unverified rumors -- is another big media scandal about to break?
* When it comes to Capitol Hill blog-and-sex scandals, they don't make 'em like they used to: "Stormie Janzen, Wonkette broke the story of Jessica Cutler. Wonkette knew Jessica Cutler. Jessica Cutler was a drinking buddy of Wonkette's. Stormie, you're no Washingtonienne."