Wonkette's Week in Review
* In case you're just returning from a long vacation at a secluded Caribbean hideaway, where you had no access to television, radio, newspapers, or the internet, here's what you missed: Vice President Dick Cheney shot a man last weekend, then took his sweet time in telling the American people about it. (Wonkette's full coverage is available here.)
* Meanwhile, back in Washington, Michael Chertoff spent much of last Wednesday sitting in the hot seat before the Senate. It wasn't as much fun as Brownie's testimony; but we now know that neither Chertoff nor Donald Rumsfeld uses email.
* Despite continued high jinks on the Hill, America's lawmakers are getting bored. And if something exciting doesn't happen soon, they won't be the only ones. Please, Mr. Vice President -- shoot somebody else this weekend!