Wonkette's Week in Review
* President Bush moves to replace Gale Norton as Interior Secretary with Dirk Kempthorne -- who may have some skeletons in his closet (and is less popular than Spuddy Buddy ).
* Howard Dean succumbs to March Madness -- and finally has good reason to scream.
* Jessica Simpson graces Capitol Hill with her luminous presence -- but doesn't meet President Bush or swing by Smith Point .
* John Ashcroft sells out and cashes in .
* Tom Malin sits for an exclusive interview with Wonkette. He adores Katherine Harris. Check out this photo of her, and this one . Can you blame him?
* Our new favorite catchphrase: "The pony in slavery." We arekinda obsessed with it and its insane originator, Adele Fergusen .
* Our second favorite catchphrase: "I Did Not Blog." Commemorativet-shirt sold separately.
* A bunch of Republicans get stuck in an elevator .
* From the "we're scared shitless" department: Chris Matthews has supernatural powers . Jessica Cutler will be getting her own TV show .
* Finally, from the "not exactly news" department: Barbara Bush gets drunk . Journalists dress badly and get catty with each other . The Bush Administration doesn't like gay people .