Wonkette's Week In Review: 50,000 Miniature American Flags
We started new feature called Lil' Scandal Roundup because our cup was full and runneth over . Design us a scandalous lil' logo.
We don't think it's a coincidence that torture bill day was the same as Ken Lay is posthumously innocent day . Delivering justice can be twice as nice!
Jose Padilla is most likely being psychologically tortured with drugs such as LSD and PCP . He's tripping so hard he created a nuclear test in all of our minds .
A note card bearing Priest said he touched young Foley's wee wee . Meanwhile, Foley was rehabilitating at an Old 97's concert in Austin . Camera phone pic makes him look so alive.
Holly Martins listed the ten dumbest members of Congress . Representative Steve King (R-Iowa), attempting to play with the big 10, compared immigrants to feral kittens .
Michael Steele has a Facebook profile in which he says: "I'm hip hoppin my way to the United States Senate!" Thank God Mike Tyson is around, trying to talk andredeem him in the eyes of young voters.
Former White House Faith-Based Initiatives Deputy head David Kuo, (who wrote the new book saying even the White House thinks Christians are creepy) didn't pay for 50,000 miniature American flags, and is a Hollywood slime ball wannabe, or something, and the GOP is trying to make us care .
Because homosexuality and pedophilia reallyarethe same thing, it's timely to note that there is one gay person in Idaho and he's a Senator. Don't let him take you or someone you know into the family restroom . And we waited all week for thedetailsof the Jerry Weller story . He still hasn't called. Pagefucker or no, he definitely knows how to pick 'em .
The President bought Paraguay and then sold Jenna to Paraguayan President Nicanor Duarte for an ice cream cone .
We celebrated National Character Week with John McCain's fond remembrance of the softer side of Hillary Clinton . We were feeling good. Then a tipster sent along a disappointing thread from Late Night Shots. The closed social network for DC's most something . Reveale: middle class white people are afraid of Ethiopians, and more importantly, you need to be "a pro" to get pizza in Adams Morgan.