* A bold new Congress came to town and immediately disappointed everyone, including themselves.
* The plan to spend the first week of the session outing crushes and pederast tendencies has turned into a clusterfuck of semantic games about what "an hour" is. They'll actually start doing something next week, assuming the pissy emails are as effective as planned.
* Some Bush family fringe members had a party for themselves or something.
* The main, globally reviled Bush began winning the hearts and minds of Iraqis with a little electronic piano serenade.