* Barry Hussein Obama sells out his childhood to finance his presidential campaign.
* John Edwards announces that his slowly dying campaign will not be rushed by his slowly dying wife.
* The Politico makes like a real politician and fucks up.
* Citizen journalist shocks political-media establishment with news that people in Ohio have Final Cut Pro.
* Naughty fantasies about Frances Townsend will get naughtier when she gets made Homeland Security secretary.
* Nadine is back!
* So is George Allen!
* Jesus Christ, Al Gore's back, too.
* For the fourth birfday of the Iraq war, President Bush used his "progress/sacrifice" speech template; we used our live-blogging one.