- The single most imporant story of the week: Kyra Phillips' sister-in-law is a control freak. Re-live the magic, again and again.
- OMG OMG MOVIE STARS
- What week on Wonkette is complete without Satan and robots?
- Like London London, Al Gore be going down.
- TSA, airlines doing everything in their power to ease you, gently and comfortably, into their planes.
- Katherine Harris, George Allen, Conrad Burns. Those oughtta keep you busy.
- So it looks like Iran's not gonna comply with... holy shit, look at that cloud!
- We learned all about "secret holds" -- still pretty sure they involve pressing up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start.
- It's Friday evening before a holiday -- and everything's going to hell!
