Wonkette's Week in Review: "Lounge at the Bar and Take a Bath in One of its Huge Martinis."

  • Slate celebrates the 5-year anniversary of 9/11 with a commemorative, non-exploitative comic book.

  • Mr. President, pull my finger.

  • Speaking of earthy guys who like fart jokes, Wonkette's "semi-long-term" guest editor is man's man Ken Layne.

  • Bye Bye Anonymous Hill Staffer, Hello Anonymous Lobbyist. She's here to answer your pressing questions about life, love, and larceny on Capitol Hill. She's not here to press herself against you.

  • Kola Boof is not a sex slave -- she's gonna sell some books, and you're a racist.

  • We will singlehandedly stop pork with nothing but a phone and the creepier corners of Google image search.

  • The San Francisco zoo named a horse "Coulter." We manage to avoid a "Why the long face" joke until this very moment.

  • Facebook photos of the lovely Rose Kennedy Schlossberg, granddaughter of JFK, Harvard class of '10. Please do your best to shame us in the comments.

  • Adam Nagourney is now, officially, our favorite journalist. His "little effort" made DC "a city of surprises and unfamiliar delights." Sky rockets in flight. "Ask for a table upstairs, tell the waiter you have a 9:30 to catch and try the vitello tonnato (chilled veal in a tuna sauce) or the linguine with shrimp and cherry tomatoes."

  • "In the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say, Macaca today, Macaca tomorrow, Macaca forever..."

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