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Wonkette's Week in Review: March of The Penguins

* Alberto Gonzales finally appeared before Congress, gave bullshit answers to bullshit questions, and everyone is still just waiting for him to step down.


* World Bank employees finally did more than 10 minutes of work in a day, and everyone is still just waiting for Paul "Pay For Play" Wolfowitz to step down.

* Americans honor dead people in the sexiest and toothiest ways they know how.

* The day the Blackberrys died.

* Dudes, get ready to burn your draft cards.

* Chicks, get ready to have that baby.

* Anything bad that ever happens is the fault of Democrats, Communists, Terrorists, or all of the above.

* There were a lot of parties last night, you should've tried to crash.

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