* At least Sizzle Chest saved us from Astronaut diaper week. Although, walking around in your own shit is a highly functional metaphor.
* National Prayer Breakfast turns to Jesus for lost spreadsheet.
* Mark Foley gets an award for suffering his gayness in silence.
* Administration re-confirms pre-Iraq-war fuckups, denies everything else, again.
* Vast right-wing conspiracy calls other, more vast right-wing conspiracy a bunch of pussies.
* Adrian Fenty makes Cookie Buffet, Queen of the District.
* Hill staffers denied Valentine flowers and chocolates seize Statuary hall, turn it into a primitive orgiastic utopia.
* Katherine Harris: still holding office hours in the back seat of her car.