Wonkette's Week in Review: Que Whore Es?
* John Warner is the kind of brave American the country needs to stand up to terrorist capitulators like John Warner.
* Every morning as he's looking in the mirror and combing over, Joe Biden says to himself, "Joe, you really do love those blacks."
* Republican political elites no longer trust constituents who are basically brainless automatons, dream of being propelled into the majority by lobotomized hamsters.
* Entire female population of political-media complex ovulates in unison, sends catty emails.
* Tim Russert loves his father, speaks truth to power, and fucking hates Chris Matthews.
* Loretta Sanchez would rather endure 100 years of solitude than spend one minute of love in the time of Baca.
* The White House has no place for a skinny senator with a funny bill.
* Tim Johnson tells Tom Daschle, "You'll get back in Congress over my dead body."