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Wonkette's Week in Review: Que Whore Es?

* John Warner is the kind of brave American the country needs to stand up to terrorist capitulators like John Warner.


* Every morning as he's looking in the mirror and combing over, Joe Biden says to himself, "Joe, you really do love those blacks."

* Republican political elites no longer trust constituents who are basically brainless automatons, dream of being propelled into the majority by lobotomized hamsters.

* Entire female population of political-media complex ovulates in unison, sends catty emails.

* Tim Russert loves his father, speaks truth to power, and fucking hates Chris Matthews.

* Loretta Sanchez would rather endure 100 years of solitude than spend one minute of love in the time of Baca.

* The White House has no place for a skinny senator with a funny bill.

* Baby pandas!

* Tim Johnson tells Tom Daschle, "You'll get back in Congress over my dead body."

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