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10. Republican Governors Explain, Poorly, Why They Are Being Coronavirus Idiots . So weird how people who don't believe in "government" are bad at "government."
9. Let's Go Shopping At YOUR Online Shops! Robyn collated all your Etsy shops for easy reference!
8. The 565,286 Worst Lies Fox News Is Telling Your Nana About Coronavirus RIGHT THIS SECOND . They were a lot of lies.
7. Which Inspector General Is Trump Saturday Night Massacring This Lovely Tuesday Afternoon? He's up to seven now, or at least that's what he's threatening.
6. California Gov Newsom Has Crazy Idea That Just Might Work . Doktor Zoom is our new Gavin Newsom correspondent, probably.
5. Dr. Fauci To 'Fox & Friends': F*CK YOUR FEELINGS. Waaaah, we are Fox News. Waaaaah.
4. Prancercise In The Time Of Coronavirus . Evan did some exercise. I told him to just address it to Callyson only, because none of the rest of you would be caught dead exercising. Did he? I don't know.
3. Jobless Floridians Will Starve Because Rick Scott Spent $77 Million On A Crappy Unemployment Website . Shit's fucked up yo.
2. QAnon Idiots Very Concerned About Mole Children Now . These people are not well. It is sad.
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The worst part of being best mate to an animal. Hugs, mate, and I know whatever you do, will be the right thing, because you love her.
Thank you for all who stood vigil with me today.
I just got off the phone with the vet, who is an old friend, and we agreed that it is time for Cordelia to lift her tail into the sky and turn towards the far sunset. I told him I needed to hear him say very explicitly what he was trying to let me decide. He said, I think it is fair to let her go. And this is a very good way to think of it, because that means to do otherwise would be unfair. He also told me that the voice of regret that he hears the most is, "We waited too long." And there is a grace to not waiting too long, and I think I will have that to lean on.
I asked him to give her scritches, and told him where. So I do not think I can do better for her, but, oh, my friends, it hurts. It hurts.