Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is A Gas, Gas, Gas
Good morning, Wonk friends. Good to see you're all in your places with bright shiny faces. My little brother thinks this is the best week in the history of the world, and that Attention will finally be Paid. He thinks this is it; that we are the change, we waited for us, and it's HERE. I vacillate: pride, hope, fear, TERROR. I'm not good at prognosticating. I don't know what's coming next or ever. But here we are, and we're together, and I love you. NOW STORIES.
If I had to guess who picked this week's top 10 stories, I'd go with "Robyn and Evan, by cheating," probs.
10. That Sh*thead Is Talking. A Liveblog! The shithead was talking! Evan did liveblog!
9. President Of The United States Threatens To Use 'Vicious Dogs' And 'Ominous Weapons' On Protesters. Of course he did, Robyn, or don't you understand LAW & ORDER (dun dun).
8. Why Did The Chickensh*t Cross The Road? To hold a Bible upside down, Evan, it is like you already knew the answer when you wrote the post!
7. President Addresses Nation On Police Reform. No, A Real President. Hiiii Barack Obama, hiiiiii. Hiiii Evan, hiiii.
6. Amnesty International Would Like The United States To Demilitarize Its Cops, Please. All in favor say aye, Robyn.
5. Facebook Factcheck: Fred Trump Didn't Go To That KKK Rally, He Simply Refused To Leave! Hey, a post by me! Whoever's in charge of the judging around here never picks me, because they are RUDE.
4. Perfect Christian 'Ex-Lesbian' Says Coronavirus A Blessing From Jesus, Because Here's Why. This lady was nowhere close to the craziest thing this week. But if Evan's picking ....
2. Good For This Company Selling 5G Conspiracy Theorists Magic $350 USB Keys. Robyn ready to get her grift on her own self.
1. Something Is Definitely Up With All The White People Doing Vandalism At The George Floyd Protests. And Robyn (and the world) went nuts for this post by Robyn!
See what I meant?
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