Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is A Little Under The Weather
Here's your fucking top 10, I'm not feeling well, I've worked 70 hours this week, NOBODY EVER OFFERS TO HELP, I'm fucking done, read your goddamn stories.
9. Put Some Nice Things In Your Easter Bonnet And Smoke Them. Don't care.
8. Just Look At These F**king Michigan Idiots. Laura Ingraham is now calling for war like the Radio Rwanda she is, so that's upsetting. She's not in this story, just saying.
6. Obama Endorses Biden, Acts Shady The WHOLE ENTIRE TIME. Don't care.
Don't fucking care.
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