Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten: Sleeping In Or Inly Sleeping?
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HELLO! GOOD MORNING! IT IS SATURDAY! Whatcha gonna do today? Fuck off? Cool. Below are your top 10 stories of the week, as chosen by an actually of explaining men.
10. Insider-Trading Disney Villain Kelly Loeffler Will Lose Her Senate Seat In Either November Or January . SER brings you your FIRST good news today!
9. Too Late, Martha McSally Discovers Standing By Her Man Donald Trump Was A Really Stupid Idea . Liz brings you your second!
8. Why Harry Styles Was Called A 'Consent King' By A Model From 'Watermelon Sugar.' Tabs, Wed., May 20, 2020 . There is absolutely no reason a tabs should have been in the top 10. Did I trick a bunch of faceplacers with the Buzzfeed Harry Styles hed? Should I put Harry Styles on all of them? On a scale of one to LOL, were they so Steve Doocy confused?
7. Very Cool 'MAGA Life Coach' Says MASKS Are For DORKS, And He Is NOT DORK, OK? This is another of Evan's perfect posts.
6. Pastor Tony Spell Off House Arrest, Won't Comply With Orders Until He Can Ice Skate On Fire . Robyn is never going to leave this poor pastor alone.
5. Flat-Earther Lady Tries To Use Sovereign Citizen Meme Logic To Get Out Of Wearing Mask, Fails . Robyn spotted the first Karen to do this. There have been so many videos of so many Karens since. They really think someone will be as stupid as they are!
4. He Calls It The 'Super Duper Missile,' Because That's Just What It Is . It just is, okay?
3. Plot Twist! Sister Of Ahmaud Arbery's Killer Also Total POS Monster . I'm sorry.
2. Kayleigh McEnany Has Some Binders, OK? They Say 'Pandemic' On Them, OK? Blargh.
1. Susan Collins Is Concerned, And That Can Only Mean One Thing . WHAT DID IT MEAN ROBYN? WHAT????
Oh right, nothing!
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Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten: Sleeping In Or Inly Sleeping?
snipHow weird. The (deleted) comment was meant for another thread. Sorry, Dok. Also, not reading the book, but enjoying your discussion of it.
Donna Rose, the Queen of Purple!