Wonklahomans, Today Is Your Day To Party As A Verb And Also Drinky Thing
Wonklahoma, we are in you. Right now we're outside Tecumseh, as one sometimes finds oneself, and we are doing stretches and ... not yoga, obviously, as yoga is of The Debbil, but something to prepare our livers and our pancreases and our gallbladders maybe and our poor little pudding brains for their Oklahoma City Drinky Thing THIS VERY AFTERNOON! Will there be special guests? Fuck yeah there will. Oh, did we say "fuck" in Oklahoma? YES WE DID. And we will say "hell" too, TO AN OLD LADY, if we want to. And we do.
That's all we got for now. We're taaaahrd, which is Oklahoman for "tired," not for "retarded," so no sadface comments from n00bs pls. See you at 4 p.m., at Picasso on Paseo, 3009 Paseo St, Oklahoma City, OK 73103. Be there or be A Idiot.
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