Time for the daily White House press briefing, today featuring Press Secretary Jen Psaki and Labor Secretary Marty Walsh, who's here to either talk about the wicked good March jobs report, or maybe Opening Day at Fenway.
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Y'all might have noticed that the news has been slightly quiet this week, aside from the Misadventures of Matt Gaetz's Whanger, Allegedly. That's because it's Holy Week and Congress is at home bein' holy or something. But it's also Infrastructure Week! And no, that is not a euphemism for Matt Gaetz's dick! They're really doing infrastructure this time!
So today, we bet White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki is going to talk about Infrastructure Week. And hopefully she will not be forced to talk about Matt Gaetz's dick.
When CNN decided to stop airing White House press briefings because it was too boring to not get lied to and yelled at every day, Wonkette decided to shame and embarrass them by streaming it for them. And thus WonkTV was born!
Except on Fridays, when Evan is off and the rest of us forget.
Please to enjoy Jen Psaki's press briefing for Fri., March 26, 2021, either already in progress or already over. She and Peter Doocy got into it, we guess! You could watch for it, and drink his pouty tears.