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Words Can't Express Glee Over Tonight's GOP YouTube Debate

oh happy times, happy timesI took this job for one reason and one reason only: The possibility of covering a CNN/YouTube Republican Debate. Tonight at 8 p.m., my dream will be fulfilled -- unless CNN fucks it up again. Fortunately for this debate, we'll have snowmen, golden retrievers and butt plugs asking the questions. Wolf Blitzer shall have no forum here. Anyway, I will be liveblogging (not emphasized enough? !LIVEBLOGGING!) tonight; pre-game show starts around 7:45, just as Lou Dobbs is strangling a few Mexicans on air.

How will this crop of videos turn out? Well these things are pretty hard to fuck up humor-wise, so let's get to the real question: Will they choose Wonkette associate editor Megan Carpentier's submission? That's right -- our Named Lobbyist captured a slanted beaver on the streets of DC, and Lordy, did it have a mouth! Megan's submission, after the jump.


The CNN/YouTube Republican Debate [YouTube]

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