Would You Sell Sex to This Man?

Enough about "Who's Washingtonienne?" So much more important: Who was her loser john? One of the few concrete clues: He's a chief of staff at federal agency. We've put together a lineup of all the pictures of male chiefs of staff that we could find. The only thing left to do is to figure out which one of these guys looks like he has to pay for sex.


We admit we stacked the deck a bit at the end there. But still -- this is going to be much harder than we thought.

UPDATE: That last guy? We're not trying to say he's the john, just that he looks like he has to pay for it. That, and we had an odd number of photos to work with.

Resources for the President's Team [Results.gov]

Washingtonienne: We Thought We Knew You [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: Wonkette Works the Phones. [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: Back from Monkeyfishing [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne: Not Fired, Gone Monkeyfishing? [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne A.P.B. [Wonkette]

Washingtonienne's Former Day Job [Wonkette]

The Lost Washingtonienne (WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE, ETC., ETC.) [Wonkette]

We Love You, Washingtonienne [Wonkette]

Where is Washingtonienne? [Wonkette]

A Girl After Our Own Heart (She's So Getting a Book Deal Out of This) [Wonkette]


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