Writing On One's Hand Now Considered 'Folksy,' 'Down-to-Earth'

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Nothin' quite like a few rich poopbags trying to dissect Sarah Palin's reasons for scribbling shit all over her hands during a teabagging speech. Disturbed racial theorist Brian Kilmeade offers another story from his dark, repressed childhood on this morning's Fox & Friends and adds, "I think that is — like you said before, Gretchen — folksy, absolutely, down-to-earth, I can identify." Ha ha. It's what the Common Man does! The Common Man cannot afford cue cards, or a sheet of paper, and so this is what the Common Man does during speeches. The Common Man feels LITERALLY MARRIED to Sarah Palin when she draws on herself like a child. [Think Progress]

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