You'll love this special limited edition Franklin Mint commemorative plate of Bill Clinton and a bunch of his womens. Oh wait, those are ... uh, they are apparently a few random spouses of people running for president. And Bill, right, because he's still married to Hillary. Jesus fucking christ, TIME, this is the most insane news magazine cover ever. It's not on the TIME website (yet) but the article is real and the Evangelicals For Mitt apparently believe it's real -- would they fake an incredibly banal Joe Klein skybox blurb and a thing about 50 Cent wanting to be an actor? Then again, the Evangelicals For Mitt also believes (like Jonah Goldberg) that faxing a document involves sending actual sheets of paper through phone lines.
The Running Mates [TIME]