When the Star-Spangled Escort story was flying at full-staff, remember how many conservative pundits showed a sudden appreciation for gay hookers? Now that John Bolton's the man of the hour, the latest traditional value appears to be good aim while chasing underlings down the hall. Or as Jonah Goldberg puts it, as long as you're "a skull-cracker to get results," that's actually an attribute. It got us to wondering -- what if you combined the crotch-based entrepreneurialism of a Gannon with the skull-cracking managerial skills of a Bolton? Would this then be the conservative ideal, the ultimate GOP super-candidate?
— GREG BEATO
Bolton Has a Temper! [NRO]