Wussy Kucinich Delays Cheney Impeachment Again
As our memory-challenged nation forgot all about the Virginia Tech Massacre and (again) the lost war in Iraq, littlest presidential candidate and Ohio congressman Dennis Kucinich was supposedly going to finally introduce the Impeachment Business against Dick Cheney. But ....
"News reports this morning indicate the Vice President was experiencing a medical crisis. Until the Vice President's condition is clarified, I am placing any action on hold," Kucinich said.
According to the news reports we've seen, the doctors just injected another batch of fresh partial-birth-abortion stem cells into the veep's legs, which they do every Monday morning. What will delay Kucinich next time? The cat who plays the piano?
Postponed Again [After Downing Street]
Vice President Cheney Returns to White House After Leg Checkup [Fox News]
Porn Valley a Key to Impeachment Proceedings Against the Vice President [Peace, Love and Erica Campbell]
Earlier: Well, I Was Gonna Impeach Cheney ...