Yes We Are Inviting Old Handsome Joe Biden To Our DC Wonkette Drinky Thing Tonight


O hai it is time to come to our party in Washington, DC, because it is tonight (Saturday), at like seven. If previous attendance rates hold up, there will be 10 of you drinking our beer and eating our vittles. (Fishbowl DC said calling our Charlotte Drinky Thing "a party" would be "generous," because of course they did.) So, you know, don't come if you don't want to, DC! YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

In fact, you probably should not come, so San Francisco can continue to hold the Drinky Thing attendance title with their 'bout a hundred people.

Here is where you should not come, tonight, at seven:

The Bottom Line

1716 I (Eye) Street NW

Washington DC 20006


Red Line to Farragut North

Blue and Orange Line to Farragut West

Saturday, September 8 – 7 p.m.

On deck are Philly on Sept. 11 and NYC Sept. 13. We will update with places and et cetera when we bother figuring that part out. The End.

OR IS IT? From commenter Dean Booth, just cold breaking the news!

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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