O hai it is time to come to our party in Washington, DC, because it is tonight (Saturday), at like seven. If previous attendance rates hold up, there will be 10 of you drinking our beer and eating our vittles. ( Fishbowl DC said calling our Charlotte Drinky Thing "a party" would be "generous," because of course they did.) So, you know, don't come if you don't want to, DC! YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
In fact, you probably should not come, so San Francisco can continue to hold the Drinky Thing attendance title with their 'bout a hundred people.
Here is where you should not come, tonight, at seven:
The Bottom Line
1716 I (Eye) Street NW
Washington DC 20006
202-298-8488
Red Line to Farragut North
Blue and Orange Line to Farragut West
Saturday, September 8 – 7 p.m.
On deck are Philly on Sept. 11 and NYC Sept. 13. We will update with places and et cetera when we bother figuring that part out. The End.
OR IS IT? From commenter Dean Booth, just cold breaking the news!
Yes We Are Inviting Old Handsome Joe Biden To Our DC Wonkette Drinky Thing Tonight
I think it's really cool the way you get to write off binge drinking as a business expense.
I somehow imagine you in a slinky Hollywood Golden Era gown, draped across a piano with a glass of champagne and saying things like "oh no, please don't ask me to sing", even though nobody has. Kind of like that SNL skit.