You Can Never Quarantine The Past
* Black people can vote? [ DCist ]
* "The flamboyant heterosexual and Geico spokesperson has promised to perform hits such as Tutti Fruiti, Long Tall Sally and Good Golly, Miss Molly." [ Brightest Young Things ]
* Getting trashed on a Wednesday just got a lot cheaper. [ Metroblogging DC ]
* "Girl naked in sprinklers" versus "Brazilian fucking on river." [ Arjewtino ]
* We fucking suck at making pizza, okay? [ DCist ]