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Hello, jobless hordes of the D.C. metropolitan area! Would you like to sell extremely unofficial Inaugural Postcards of our new Shark God, Mr. President Obama? Well good! First, of course, you will need to come up with the cash to buy these things, Wholesale, and then you will easily be able to sell them Retail for, uh, $2.75. Just two dollars and seventy-five cents, for a postcard with one of several weird designs.


Here's the Craigslist ad, spotted by longtime Wonkette Operative Charles Watson:

Obama Inaugural Postcards - Wholesalers Wanted (DC, Virginia, Maryland)

Reply to: xxxxxx@craigslist.org [?]

Date: 2008-12-12, 11:56AM EST

Actively seeking wholesalers for a complete line of professionally designed Barack Obama Inaugural Postcards and Memorabilia. We will supply the high quality 12pt coated cards, many with foil stamping, along with a counter top display. Wholesale pricing is based upon the total quantity purchased. The cards retail for $2.75 ea. Call Rob at the number below or email me your contact info to rob@obamans.com. I will send you a full color wholesale order guide along with an order form.

There is no way this system can fail. Just do whatever you can, get the money, somehow -- sell your mom's car? -- and buy all of these magical cards. Plus, they come with a free "counter stand," for your park bench.

Obama Inaugural Postcards [Craigslist]

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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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