Youngster To Lead Obama's Churchy Thing


The cool young urban hipster Barack Obama refuses to hire anyone over the age of 40 except Rahm Emanuel. His chief speechwriter,his cook, and now his what do you call it, head of the White House Office of Faith Based and Neighborhood Partnerships, are all under 30. This newest very young person is just 26 years old, his name is Joshua DuBois, and he made headlines as a BU freshman standing up for 41 hours in front of a Martin Luther King memorial to honor Amadou Diallo.

DuBois used to work as an associate pastor in a Pentecostal church, and he ran Obama's religious outreach program during the campaign. Ugh there is really nothing funny to say about this guy. On his 30th birthday he will sent out into a field to be eaten by the Corn God, because he will be too old to be of any use to Barack Obama.

26-Year-Old to Head Obama's Faith Office [The Note]


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