Your Evening Nice Time Open Thread: Old Handsome Joe Biden Handles Your Muffins


See this Washington Post video? It is not all that great. You don't have to actually click on it. But you COULD. I mean, we are not telling you not to. It's just that we wanted to bring you that AP photo right at the beginning from the time we saw it this morning, but there was just one small problem: It is an AP photo. Can your Wonket afford AP photos? HAHAHAHA DON'T BE RIDICULOSE. As commenter DesignerRants (we think it was DesignerRants) said once, when we mentioned our therapist, "Therapist? What is even next, a ride to the moon with fellow billionaire Richard Branson???" Anyway, that is about what it costs to get photos from AP.

AP, if you want to cut us a friends and family deal, our tipline is open.

The rest of you, treat yourselves to some Old Handsome Joe.


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