Your Evening Nice Time: Rad Metal Dudes Record Hilarious Parody Of Traditional Marriage Folk
Apparently we missed this
Survivor Surrender song, "Livin' Outside of God's Word," in 2009, since we were not borned to Wonkette yet. But the video seems to be new, and it is an awesome parody of silly traditional marriage peoples, like there is a thing about Adam & Eve & Bruce & Steve in there, which is just RADNESS.
(ALSO, UPDATE: They burn Ellen DeGeneres in a lake of FinalCutPro fire. LOVE!)
By the way, you cannot possibly convince us that this is not a parody, so please don't try.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.