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Your Lunchtime Nice-Time: Barack And Hillary Love And Cuddle All Up On Each Other

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This 60 Minutes interview of Barack Obama and Hillz Clinton, which you did not watch last night because you were too busy watching Girls and/or Downton Abbey, reminds us of nothing so much as the time our mom hugged our stepmom and our ancient grandma cooed in heartfelt delight, "OHHHHH THE WIVES LOVE EACH OTHERRRR." Look how they lean towards each other throughout the whole thing, kept separate by the damnable arms of their chairs. It's JUST LOVE. THE WIVES LOVE EACH OTHER. Take 15 minutes and bask in it, UNLESS YOU HATE LOVE.
Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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