Oh, did you want to watch a telenovela about Dead Che? And at the same time listen to the Cuban National Anthem, Hasta Siempre Comandante, the song to which your Editrix will walk down the aisle should anyone ever actually marry her? Then you are in luck! It is your May Day song numero one. What other May Day gifts shall we put in your Blog About Pigford May Day baskets? Find out, after the jump!

If you don't like Dolly Parton, go fuck yourself. Also too Happy May Day!

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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