Your Memorial Day Weekend Weep-Along, With Your Host, Old Handsome Joe Biden
Hello! Did you miss us? YES YOU DID! We apologize for having abandoned you right when you needed us most -- Saturday of Memorial Day Weekend is clearly a time to be inside, on your computer, yelling at Your Wonket. Apparently some of you tried going outside? But we hear you didn't like it. Here, to make up for our terrible absence, is a gift from us to you, and that is Old Handsome Joe Biden telling asad terrible story to families of murdered troops.
Weep weep, dear Wonkers! Weep with Old Handsome Joe.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.