Your Morning Inspiration, With America's Favorite Canadian Crack-smoking Mayor


So, for the sake of whatever "context" this work of art may need: Rob Ford, the soon-to-be-former (crack-smoking) mayor of Toronto, Canadiastan, skipped out on two mayoral debates this week, and instead went campaigning door-to-door in suburban Toronto. At times, he broke into a big sweaty run. Some smartasses made a video incorporating the awkward stills and other great Ford moments, and we bring it to you now.

Enjoy. We hope you find in this video the same serenity and inner peace we did.

Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.


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