Your Weekly Top Ten Can't Even With This Last News Week
OH GOD WHAT A WEEK. We are currently dead, but don't worry, we will get better like a common Roger Stone. Since we have no idea what to say about this ridiculous news week, look at Wonkette toddler right there making fun of the NRA! Isn't that a great picture? Yes, it is. OK, we are about to count down the top ten stories of the week, and SPOILER, number one is Joy Reid, which made some people maaaaaaad, but don't worry, they'll get better like a common Roger Stone.
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We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
2. Trump’s Very Good Brain DEMENTIA-SPLODES All Over ‘Fox & Friends’! Oh GOD, that interview!
5. Diamond And Silk Lie To Congress Like It’s Their Damn Jobs. No seriously, that happened.
7. KELLYANNE CONWAY WISE ENOUGH TO KEEP MICHELLE OBAMA’S NAME OUT HER MOUTH. Unfortunately she is not actually wise enough :(
8. The Week In Garbage Humans: Nazis Rally In Georgia, Proud Boy Doesn’t Like How Women Vote, And MORE! So many garbage humans this week!
9. El Presidente Dipshit Tweets While Melania Makes Giggle Eyes At Obama. A Study In Contrasts! Last weekend was pretty weird, y'all.
10. Remember Those Black Teens Trump Wanted Executed? Netflix Remembers! Ava Duvernay, everyone!
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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