Your Weekly Top Ten Got IMPEACHMENT For Christmas!
WE DID IT! Christmas is on Tuesday! Last top 10 post of the year, probably, except for the one we write for New Years, of the top 10 of THE WHOLE YEAR! [Evan forgot the tyranny of the clock and calendar; HE might not be working next week, who can say, but SOMEBODY will be, and that somebody is probably ME!] Anyway, the fight is obviously not over yet -- hardly -- but let's celebrate #GoodThings. Also we have a bunch of pics of the Wonkette first family doing #Christmas.
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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are good stories!
Couple more pics:
Candy Cane Lane.
Mama wins the ugly sweater contest, for two obvious reasons. The "tattoo" "sleeves."
OK that is all, go with God, etc.
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